By Rachel Belle

Is that beef jerky? A catcher’s mitt? No, silly. It’s a mom’s face! The 44 year old New Jersey mom was arrested for taking her six year old to a tanning salon, where the little girl’s pale skin was burned by the rays. Mommy Dearest claims she did no such thing, and that she just likes tanning. She’s not addicted to it, or whatever. Extra took this case to the expert, Snooki, who said: “That b—h is crazy! . . . you are not supposed to take kids there.” Yikes. If even mega-tanner Snooki thinks it’s a bad idea, then it’s probably a bad idea. Anyone else craving beef jerky? Anyone?

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